Here’s the deal. I have a very good friend. We know each other for 13 years and he is always there for me. He is very sweet and I always wish all the best for him. A couple of weeks ago he suddenly appeared with a moustache. Which is unacceptable – see for yourself!
I told him he should get rid of the moustache, but he wouldn’t listen. And I just don’t seem to be able to come up with a strong argument that would convince him. So I need your help!
I will give a free lunch at café Dudok in Rotterdam, Arnhem or Den Haag to the person who provides me with an argument (or a tip) that will make my friend get rid of his moustache! Just leave your argument in the comments to this post and make sure I can contact you in case you win. The more arguments you provide, the more chances you have.
If you cannot make it to the Netherlands, no problem, we will think of a different solution. Kiev and Moscow are possible in May. I can replace the lunch by a gift that I will send to you. Please contribute – I really want this moustache gone!
The deadline for contributions is 30th of April, 2009. After that my friend will choose the best argument and shave off his moustache. If he does not choose anything, we will pass the matter to an independent jury. If they find a good enough argument my friend will have to follow their advise and shave.
Trivia: I've never been to Dudok Rotterdam or Dudok Arnhem.
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Very beautiful moustache!! That's what makes you a real man!
ReplyDeleteGRRRRRR!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, a good excuses to keep it :)
ReplyDeleteA mustache is ” The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed”. But it must be more than that!!! It represents power, manliness, fashion and an attitude that screams “Look at this thing on his face!”
ReplyDeleteBut the question is why does he choose to grow this pushbroom, soupstrainer, cookieduster, nose neighbor, flavor saver or mouth brow?
you remind Hulk Hogan with this moustache.
ReplyDeleteJust show him the pictures!
ReplyDeleteAls je niest hangt er snot in.
ReplyDeleteAls je soep eet hangen er slierten in.
En dan gekust worden met zo,n dweil is een regelrechte nachtmerrie.
you look older and boring with the moustache. without it, you look younger and fresh:)
ReplyDeleteYou see that gorgeous blonde at the window table? She told me she would make you a b***job if you did not have this ugly hair on your upper lip.
ReplyDeleteNow he looks like Lech Wałęsa. Check it out:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lech_Walesa.jpg
You will need to feed A+I+A+?
You look like a porn star from the 70's
ReplyDeleteAny hole with hair will be taken!
ReplyDeleteOr without hair :)
ReplyDeleteI'am not quite sure I understand the last two remarks, but if they make my friend shave off his moustache - bring it on!
ReplyDeleteIt looks that bat that I'm sure he has already shaved his moustache.
ReplyDeleteWhen do I get mij free lunch in Arnhem?