Thursday 27 August 2009

Conversation

Sasja: “If he carries on like this I will start hating him. I will plant a bomb under his car.”
Friend: “Oh, come on! The car is brand new!”
Sasja: “Once he is gone, I will cry for a couple of months and then I will move on and everything will be fine.”
Friend: “We will both have to serve a sentence, lose a lot of time and all our money if you do that. Besides, you will have that guilt feeling for the rest of your life.”
Sasja: “You are right, I didn’t think of that. Hate is complicated.”
Friend: “Hate is no more complicated than love.”
Sasja: “… Why doesn’t he want to talk to me?..”

Facebook is great. If you feel down, take a couple of tests. They will cheer you up for sure. I took the ‘How Sexy is your Zodiac Sign?’ test today. I am – the Lion in bed: “Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive.... Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.” I just wonder: how did they know I’m loud? :D

At a bijoux company people hardly ever notice what bijoux others wear. This is what you have to wear to get noticed:

The rest of the outfit has a “high Sasja grade” as Kim would put it.

Timeline: January 1990 – the very first McDonalds in Soviet Union opens its doors in Moscow. We see long queues on TV. Everybody talks about it.

8 comments:

  1. I can imagine why "he" doesn't want to talk to you anymore when I read your hilarious ideas of killing him.
    From what I've read here, I think you're quite a outgoing character, but that doesn't mean everybody likes that all the time. (no pun intended)

    I usually get down when people take tests like the ones you did on Facebook, but that's probably because I think too much.

    Never heard of "bijoux" before, but I recognize it. It's nice.

    I can't imagine a world without McDonald's anymore. All those unfortunate children that never had a Happy Meal don't know what they're missing. It even gave people something to talk about in Moscow, so it brought people together. What a nice world.

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  2. Hahaha, oh, come on! Facebook is fun! You shouldn't think when you take the tests, that's for sure. ;)

    I was almost 17 the first time I'd visited a McDonalds. Poor me! :D

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  3. Sagittarius-The Sexy one
    Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!!
    Great test ;-)

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  4. Maybe we should invite all our friends to take the test? ;)

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  5. Why take the test if there are better ways :)

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  6. Better ways to show the world how sexy you are? Tell me! ;)

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  7. I think you have a better change with the pictures :)

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