Yesterday I talked to someone who’d had his naturalisation exam last week.
Me: “And did you pass?”
He: “I don’t know yet. I’ll hear the results next Monday.”
Me: “Was it difficult?”
He: “No. There were five parts: reading, writing, listening, speaking and an IQ-test.”
Me: “An IQ-test? What a brilliant idea! Indeed, we don’t need MORE stupid people here! This country has enough idiots of its own.”