The Watchtower (they certainly need a new lay-out designer).
“Hello!” – I put the most friendly smile on my face.
“Hello. Do you by any chance speak Russian?” – Curly Hair starts.
“Yes, by chance, I do. But I don’t want to speak to you.” – I keep the friendly smile. The men look a bit puzzled.
“Ok... May I ask why?” – Curly Hair persists.
“Because I see that magazine in your hands. And also because I’m in the middle of a phone conversation.” – I answer with the smile still on my face.
“Ok, thank you. Bye.” – the men march out of my front yard.
“Have a nice day!” – I say still smiling.
I think I have set a personal record today - this was by far the shortest conversation with Jehovah's Witnesses I’ve ever had. There’s just one thing that bothers me: how did they know I spoke Russian?!
Antony and the Johnsons – Cripple and the Starfish